Andy Borowitz - MINNEAPOLIS (The Borowitz Report) — In her official tea party response to President Obama's State of the Union address, Rep. Michele Bachmann, R-Minn., offered a bold new policy initiative she called "Don't Add, Don't Spell." Bachmann called the proposal "a reflection of core tea party values" and said it would "deliver the American people from the tyranny of arithmetic, spelling and punctuation."


